A difference between computer and woman

"Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman ?
A: A woman won't accept a 3 and 1/2-inch floppy !"




-berde

Helpdesk and user conversation

Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer"
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?






-hahahaha.lol

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here is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world
 — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor

hy do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to use the latest technology as a model for trying to understand it.

Nakama: FACEBOOK SPAM atemp 1

Nakama: FACEBOOK SPAM atemp 1: "all you need is VISUAL STUDIO 2010 2 button = 'START' & 'STOP' 1 textbox and timer here's the code Public Class Form1 Private Sub B..."

GOOGLE HACKED

Google Hacked the Chinese Hackers Right Back

JC — 

Full size

One of the cooler stories out the whole Google-China debacle is that Google hacked the hackers. It "began a secret counteroffensive," breaking into a computer in Taiwan, gathering evidence the attacks originated from mainland China, possibly orchestrated by the government.

Google's delta force found evidence that the hackers had attacked 33 other companies, like Adobe, and that the onslaught actually came from China, not Taiwan. More to the point, "much of the evidence, including the sophistication of the attacks, strongly suggested an operation run by Chinese government agencies, or at least approved by them." Unfortunately, Google can't prove the Chinese government's involvement 100 percent, which is why the Obama administration is pussy-footing around the issue.

Still, it's pretty awesome: If you hack Google, they will hack your ass right back. [NYT]

FACEBOOK SPAM atemp 1

all you need is VISUAL STUDIO 2010

2 button = "START" & "STOP"

1 textbox and 

timer

here's the code

Public Class Form1

    Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click

        Timer1.Enabled = True

    End Sub

    Private Sub Button2_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button2.Click

        Timer1.Enabled = False

    End Sub

    Private Sub Timer1_Tick(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Timer1.Tick

        On Error Resume Next

        SendKeys.Send(TextBox1.Text)

        SendKeys.Send("(Enter)")

    End Sub

End Class

Diomanji

Aling dionisia: gusto ko pag nagka anak kayo ni jinky uli d lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: uu naman nay..Kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Dionisia: hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako e.

Manny: talaga nay? anu?
Dionisia: Diomanji..

joke time

Guro: Rudy, 4+5?
Rudy: Mam, Nine po!
Guro: Good... 5+4?
Rudy: Mam, 6!
Guro: Mali.Binaligtad ko lang naman ang tanong ah?
Rudy: E, Mam, binaligtad ko rin po ang sagot!

what is nakama?

Nakama (仲間) is a japanese word that means colleague, compatriot, friend or comrade.

have a good day.